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Friday, November 13, 2009

Friday Conclusion

If I were forced to become a bigamist and marry a condiment I would wed kosher salt on a crisp afternoon in late September, gazing toward Half Dome from Glacier Point, wearing a garland of peonies whilst strumming a ukulele.

7 comments:

steve said...

Ketchup. I'd marry ketchup two or three times if I could.

TWISTED SUSAN said...

I'd marry Horseradish sauce but see Liquid Smoke on the side.

patti said...

Absolutely ketchup. Ketchup makes life worth living.

Peanut said...

I'd marry Tapatio, Sparky would wed House of Parliament Steak Sauce, and Bee would definitely choose ketchup to be her dearly beloved.

WhisperingWriter said...

Awesome.

I'd want to marry Tobasco sauce. Everything is better with a little spice.

Cupcake Murphy said...

I want to marry all of you who did not refer to ketchup as catsup.

linlah said...

I would marry mustard on a bright Autumn morning, gazing toward Maroon Bells, wearing a garland of changing Aspen leaves quivering in the rising sun.