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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

The Cupcake Lessons

Current scientific findings/notes on Lactose Intolerance:

1. Only bad if you like to eat
2. Completely normal to wake up out of a sound sleep, startled by the sonic boom of your own flatulence
3. In order to survive you must now look upon cottage cheese as a Weapon of Mass Destruction
4. Tragically, the popular Dairy-Free label is often code for "tastes like bark"

Boo Hi,
Madame Curie

1 comment:

patti said...

Go for the soy milk. It will be OK.

Patti, lactose intolerant since age 14