There are some things that are just NOT MEANT to be uttered under the roof of any Whole Foods. Or, just say they ARE uttered, and it was YOU who uttered them because you lost your fool mind for a moment and decided to telegraph to the world: I AM A DWEEB, well then go right on ahead and help yourself to the following phrases:
While standing at that little Sushi Shop: ARE THERE ANY MORE CALIFORNIA ROLLS?
Within earshot of the people standing at the fancy cheese counter: DO YOU CARRY WINDEX?
And the worst one, which I now know carries a $100,000 fine: WHERE'S THE DIET COKE?
Consider yourself warned,
Bernie in Produce