Cooper Being a Reindeer Elf

Here he is seen in a rare photo taken inside Santa's Workshop just prior to the season's First Drop where his famous blue nose is used for night vision.

"I am in Second Position, next to Blixen---a REAL jackass, by the way---and just behind Rudolph who has become unbearably gassy since he stopped his gluten-free diet," he says, seconds before he collapses under the weight of several thousand American Girl dolls that are loaded onto his tiny elf spine.