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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The Cupcake Lessons

After years of unrelenting research I have come to accept that we may never know the answers to the following questions:

1. Are the other pyramids jealous of the Great Pyramid and do they talk behind its back?
2. Were Aunt Bea and Gomer engaged in a passionate May-December love affair that involved spatulas in secret places?
3. How can one comfortably work the word "bejeweled" into daily conversation and still remain unflustered?

To Not Know Is To Know---Or Something,
Head Researcher
Committee To Understand Kid Rock's Hairdo


Meg at the Members Lounge said...

Actually, I find bejeweled easy to add the mix, as many of Tiger Woods mistresses are sporting diamonds glued next to their eyes. I guess he likes the bejeweled type!

linlah said...

#2 Gives a whole new meaning to the term spooning.