I'm not sure who is in charge of the terrorist warning level but whoever that person is they need to make sure EVERYONE ON EARTH has a huge CAUTION! sign on their television because right now there is a chance that you will be the unfortunate soul to see the freakish Is This a Saturday Night Live Skit? commercial for Neil Diamond's new album called:
HAVE A VERY MERRY CHERRY CHERRY CHRISTMAS
Which leaves you wondering several things like WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT ABOUT? or WHY TWO CHERRIES---IS ONE NOT ENOUGH? or I NEED BAIL MONEY and if I'm not mistaken that is totally lacking in cozy manger feel, reeeeeeally unfestive and barfy nonwondrous.