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Monday, December 14, 2009

Monday Judgements and Warnings

I'm not sure who is in charge of the terrorist warning level but whoever that person is they need to make sure EVERYONE ON EARTH has a huge CAUTION! sign on their television because right now there is a chance that you will be the unfortunate soul to see the freakish Is This a Saturday Night Live Skit? commercial for Neil Diamond's new album called:

HAVE A VERY MERRY CHERRY CHERRY CHRISTMAS

Which leaves you wondering several things like WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT ABOUT? or WHY TWO CHERRIES---IS ONE NOT ENOUGH? or I NEED BAIL MONEY and if I'm not mistaken that is totally lacking in cozy manger feel, reeeeeeally unfestive and barfy nonwondrous.

1 comment:

The Zadge said...

Eewww. The only thing worse would be a Neil and Barry Manilow duet of the holiday ditty.