When you're walking down Main Street and you see a really drunk guy with one leg of his soiled-ish Levi's rolled up and he is talking to himself and laughing HIS ASS OFF one moment and then arguing with himself in the window of the Oliver Peoples eye wear place the next and as you walk by he gets semi-belligerent and over friendly in that way that telegraphs: CHANCE OF VOMIT and then he says really loudly "YOUR DOG IS GAY" and you keep on uh-scurrying and he retorts "I'M NOT GAY BUT YOUR DOG IS" and he kind of stands there like a piece of wheat blowing in the wind all swervy and bendy....when this happens with this guy...it is wise to not make eye contact and not sniff IN as you pass him.
Keep up the good work,
Sergeant Snark
4 comments:
"all swervy and bendy" made me snort.
I guess you think you are funny making fun of my pappy. So, he likes his booze and being homeless... but, he does share blood with your hubby.
And you know, your dog is gay.
Ok you're not gonna believe this but said gentleman was NOT homeless, only getting the all time biggest jump start on holiday partying. (and he was NOT gay)
--not that there's anything wrong with that!
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