I'm confused that Sarah Palin's new book is called Going Rogue instead of:
Thinking With My Ass and Talking Out My Butt
My Hair Is Never Not Like This
Do you think she came up with her title on her own without running it by her pals at the consignment shop and, if so, do you think I could help by contacting her editor with my suggestions?
---Dry Heaving In Downey