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Monday, September 28, 2009

Monday Judgements and Warnings

How to be more pioneer-like than cosmopolitan:

1. Go to Bed, Bath and Beyond
2. As you roam the gargantuan Canyonlands National Park aisles think to yourself: Bed, Bath and Beyond the Planet of the Apes is more like it and then giggle to yourself as you stand amongst so many shoe trees, crock pots and upsetting pieces of art
3. Pack nourishment and journey your way back to the check out line, grasping your only purchase: a toilet brush

After You,
Nanette the Erstwhile Browser


linlah said...

The toilet brush deserved to be pushed in a cart.

Where the Fur Flies said...

My sister will never forgive me for going to the mall with her once (10+ years ago) and buying only a toilet brush. Apparently, purchases like this are to be made along with a bunch of other purchases, so that they can be hidden amongst the other junk. Because, apparently the cleaning of one's toilet is something to be ashamed of.

Leah Rubin said...

I feel your pain! But I can only call that store B-cubed, because I hate the very sound of it, even though they occasionally come in very handy!

Cupcake Murphy said...

I don't want to give any of you a heart attack but were you aware that the B-cubed coupons DO NOT EXPIRE? You heard me.

linlah said...

This may require a cart and someone to help me push it.