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Thursday, September 3, 2009

Things I Don't Understand, Items 82 thru 84

82. What makes someone want to do the shot put
83. Pastel eye shadow
84. Sammy Hagar (obviously)


Where the Fur Flies said...

Shot put was invented by bullying gym teachers, looking for ways to make their students look good.

You mean it's not cool to wear powder blue eye shadow from my eye lashes to my eyebrows?!?

Cupcake Murphy said...

My gym teacher in 7th grade was a man-woman (Miss Cox) who had such trouble with her arthritic knees that she had her kneecaps removed and my mother nicknamed her "No Knees Cox" and she was King I mean Queen I mean King of the Bullies. I think your shot put theory is correct.

Leah Rubin said...

Pastel or metallic eye shadow, may I suggest... bleccccchhhhhhh.