Friday Conclusion

I have journeyed through the Nazi-sponsored land of Krups, traversed the highbrow hills of Cuisinart, suffered through a dank and industrial Black and Decker summer, entertained---for one brief second---utilizing a cartoonish Bunn but decided against it and am now standing before you to tell you that I may not know what the hell they're talking about when they ask INTERNAL-REVENUE-SERVICE-SERIOUSLY whether or not you have CONE or FLAT but I do know one thing and that one thing is that:

ALL ROADS LEAD BACK TO MR. COFFEE

Yours in proper measurement,
Rich and Bold,
(the unusually muscular Coffee twins)