Is there anything more glorious than waking up at 5:14 AM on Saturday and briefly thinking it is Thursday when you have to wear your logo-ed shirt (that you don't have because you're a subversive communist)and go make small talk with people who miss George W. Bush and think Michelle Obama should just stop gardening and then realizing that all you really need to do on this morning is to figure out how to masterfully shmoosh the pillows your husband left on his side of the bed so perfectly that you might not need to move until the next election?
Is there anything more lovely? I don't think so.
Bonjour,
Snoozy Von Snoozerstein
4 comments:
Hmm, that sounds like my morning for the past 5 months.
That can only be topped by sleeping straight through until mid-morning, waking up slowly and not panicking about being late for work.
I once heard someone described thusly: "He's cooler than the other side of the pillow." Happy snoozes.
I'm definitely a pillow person.
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