Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

There are times when my husband and I listen to our iPod shuffle and it is perfectly clear who contributed which song. Like, if Holiday In Cambodia by Dead Kennedys comes on we know for certain that my husband is responsible for the joy this song brings into our lives. Or if Tupelo Honey by Van Morrison is playing one could say without hesitation that I brought this tune to the table and we rejoice in our collaborative genius until such time as that celebration comes to a screeching halt because S'Wonderful by George Gershwin comes on and then a pall falls over the household because there is only one of us who thinks this song is ESSENTIAL TO A FULL LIFE. Do you think there is a way for one of us to claim the Mayor of Tunes title or should we just continue to poo poo the other for their pathetic attachment to Kate Bush?
---Up To Our Asses In Opinions In Orlando

Dear Opinions,
No.
Good Luck,
Cupcake