Current scientific findings/notes on Lactose Intolerance:
1. Only bad if you like to eat
2. Completely normal to wake up out of a sound sleep, startled by the sonic boom of your own flatulence
3. In order to survive you must now look upon cottage cheese as a Weapon of Mass Destruction
4. Tragically, the popular Dairy-Free label is often code for "tastes like bark"
Boo Hi,
Madame Curie
1 comment:
Go for the soy milk. It will be OK.
Signed,
Patti, lactose intolerant since age 14
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