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Monday, November 16, 2009

Monday Judgements and Warnings

There are some things that are just NOT MEANT to be uttered under the roof of any Whole Foods. Or, just say they ARE uttered, and it was YOU who uttered them because you lost your fool mind for a moment and decided to telegraph to the world: I AM A DWEEB, well then go right on ahead and help yourself to the following phrases:

While standing at that little Sushi Shop: ARE THERE ANY MORE CALIFORNIA ROLLS?

Within earshot of the people standing at the fancy cheese counter: DO YOU CARRY WINDEX?

And the worst one, which I now know carries a $100,000 fine: WHERE'S THE DIET COKE?

Consider yourself warned,
Bernie in Produce

5 comments:

linlah said...

I don't live near a Whole Goods am I safe?

Cupcake Murphy said...

No you are not safe at all. You spelled their name wrong. Do you have a place you can go hide out?

The Zadge said...

Or when you go to checkout and they ask for your reuseable bag, and you say, "Oh no, plastic please. I need them to pick up my dogs' poop."

patti said...

Whole Paycheck. But I love shopping there...

linlah said...

Oh yes a good use for that bunker I built.