Hi. I'm Tofu and here is my To-Do List:
1. Wake up and ooze goo, wonder why I don't have legs
2. Confirm job interview at Thai restaurant
3. Work on idea for Self-Help book, Capitalizing On Unpredictability For Idiots: How To Be Delicious One Day and Revolting the Next
4. Book tickets for the What Does Cheese Have That We Don't? Seminar in Humboldt
5. Purchase helmet in preparation for upcoming meal with unruly 5 year-old
4 comments:
This was great...it made me laugh even after riding home in a snow storm for 1 hour with a very crabby teenager. Ranks right up there with the bears as wise latinas post.
Hilarious. So original!
I love you more today than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow.
I have this friend who is a vegetarian and he goes into a local Chinese restaurant. They can never remember his name but they always say, "Hello, Kung Pao Tofu." because that's what he always orders. Do you know him?
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