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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Things I Don't Understand, Items 109 thru 111

109. The extent of the abject horror caused by trying to butter dry, cold toast in a restaurant with pats of butter that are frozen solid
110. Steven Segal's grease quotient
111. When women have small murals painted on their fingernails

3 comments:

steve said...

Cold butter makes me angry.

Leah Rubin said...

Amen. Why don't they let butter sit at room temperature? They do it with the damn coffee????

Whoops-- did I just lose it a little bit? Sorry!

Where the Fur Flies said...

I've got to admit, the murals creep me out a bit. They're really popular around here, too.