I'm not telling you how to live your life or anything but if you're gonna hang Christmas lights and you're gonna do it right, at some point during the actual hanging extravaganza, you should have a moment of worry when you think: I WONDER IF WE'RE VIOLATING SOME ZONING PERMIT HERE WITH THIS 67TH STRAND and then quickly follow this thought up with the following question to your spouse: DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN TWO OF THE SPARKLING CRYSTAL SNOWFLAKES BECAUSE THERE'S A SPOT OF NOTHINGNESS ABOVE THE BEDROOM WINDOW AND I'M NOT CERTAIN I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.
Stop calling me a Ho,
Dancer
2 comments:
So you're saying you like your new neighbors?
They are...me.
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