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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Cooper Being Pamela Anderson on Baywatch


Although beach season has ended, this dedicated lifeguard still has tasks to tend to and lives to save.

"The other day I used my enormous bouncing mammaries to break up a small riot that broke out in front of the Ugly BeachTowel Boutique" he says with great pride.

Then he buries his snout in the sand in an attempt to root out a month old piece of hot dog that a toddler must have dropped.

4 comments:

The Zadge said...

I bet Pam A. would dive down for that old hot dog too.

Beth said...

Ewww. However, if you've seen Pam's homemade videos you would agree that it wasn't a hot dog she was after, but a giant salami instead....

Leah Rubin said...

This dog is gifted and talented! Long may she reign!

Cupcake Murphy said...

He's the type of man-dog that, if you should refer to him as a "she", he won't mind.